Rules

Rules are very important and many people are unaware of O.P.T. rules on the bus.

 * 1) No selling non-prescription contacts at O.P.T. bus stops.
 * 2) No reading comic books displaying illegal acts on the bus.
 * 3) No using routers that give an internet connection of over 56k at O.P.T. zones.
 * 4) No paying for items over 50 cents with just pennies.
 * 5) No relieving yourself or spitting in O.P.T. non-bathroom zones.
 * 6) No painting ladders in O.P.T. zones.
 * 7) No public removal of bandages in O.P.T. zones.
 * 8) No exterior painting in O.P.T. zones without a permit.
 * 9) No going on a bus with an empty water bottle after between 5:00am to 12:00pm.
 * 10) No showing public affection at O.P.T. zones.
 * 11) No carrying caffeine-containing clear or otherwise non-dark sodas on the bus.
 * 12) No listening to unlicensed encrypted broadcasts while on an O.P.T. bus.
 * 13) No shoveling snow in an O.P.T. zone.
 * 14) No tying horses to O.P.T. rain shelters.
 * 15) No killing sick people by frightening them while on O.P.T. property.
 * 16) No peeing in non-classified O.P.T. areas.
 * 17) No owning log cabins on O.P.T. property.
 * 18) No painting wooden logs on O.P.T. property.
 * 19) No supervision of bear wrestling on O.P.T. property.
 * 20) No impersonation of priests while on O.P.T. property.
 * 21) No maiming oneself with the intention of avioding O.P.T. fares.
 * 22) No smelling the windshield wipers on an O.P.T. bus.
 * 23) No holding ice cream cones in your back pocket while in an O.P.T. zone.
 * 24) No wearing masks in an O.P.T. zone.
 * 25) No opening umbrellas in O.P.T. zones with the intention of spooking horses.
 * 26) No selling peanuts in O.P.T. zones on Wednesday between sunset and midnight.
 * 27) No playing dominoes in O.P.T. zones on Sunday.
 * 28) No wearing fake moustache in O.P.T. zones with the intention of casusing laughter.
 * 29) No placing salt on O.P.T. OTTtrain or Streetcar tracks.
 * 30) No flicking boogers into the wind in O.P.T. zones.